|  ON THE QUADS
  In the first weeks of autumn quarter students 
              learned to watch out for Chicago’s latest 
              urban hazard: cute insects. The air was filled with Asian 
              Lady Beetles: ecologically destructive, biting bugs that look deceptively 
              similar to the harmless and friendly ladybug. Searching for crevices 
              in which to hunker down for Chicago’s long winter, the beetles 
              flowed into classrooms and dorm rooms, frequently munching human 
              flesh for sustenance.... The quads, recently scarred by pipeline construction, 
              also found themselves invaded by objects of peculiar beauty. Plastic 
              bottle sculptures, painted Altoids tins, and artificial flowers 
              and insects turned up on campus, with a surreptitious student organization 
              called the Cult of Beauty claiming responsibility. Its Web site, 
              cultofbeauty.uchicago.edu, declares: “Beauty 
              is dead. And you have killed her. By being indifferent to 
              the beautiful in the everyday. Beauty is dead and her ghost will 
              haunt this campus until her power and value are again acknowledged.”... As fantasies of an epic World Series involving 
              the Chicago Cubs were ingloriously deflated, Maroon fans found solace 
              in the University’s women’s soccer 
              team, which was headed to the NCAA Division III championship 
              tournament’s final four in late November. In the quarterfinals 
              the team beat the University of Puget Sound 2–1 in double 
              overtime. The women had won an at-large bid to compete in the tournament 
              despite a heartbreaking loss to Washington University for the University 
              Athletic Association championship. Its conference record going into 
              the NCAA tournament was 4-1-2, while overall the team was 16-1-4.... On November 8 the Major Activities Board (MAB) 
              brought alt-rock pianist Ben Folds to Mandel Hall for its fall concert. 
              The student body mostly approved of the selection, although, as 
              always, the MAB had to explain the financial 
              impossibility of booking students’ first choice, which 
              this year was Radiohead. Avishai Weiss, head of marketing for MAB, 
              told the Maroon, “These bands cost a lot of money. 
              Most people have no idea how expensive they are.”—J.N.L.
           
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